1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

Self explanatory. Post ways that you think would get you kicked out of Wal-Mart. Don't think example is need but I'll do one anyway.

Example:
Person 1:
Put on some swimming shorts and start trying to swim on the floor.

Person 2:
Climb up on a shelf and run full speed from one shelf to another.

Person 3:
Go to sleep on the conveyer belt.

Well that's all, and one last thing.

Step in a freezer, pull a face and pretend your frozen like that. =)

Go in wearing a ski mask and armed with a rotten banana and say," Everybody down, or you will have to eat this!"

Point out that it's supposed to be spelled Wal-Mart.

Evil Minion wrote:

Point out that it's supposed to be spelled Wal-Mart.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Put topping of your choice on any/all exposed foods, grab a knife and fork and eat slowly like a gentleman.

Start frog-jumping all over the place, while screaming "ribbit" at the top of your voice.